Have I ever told that I have the naughtiest pussy in all of London? I do have a really naughty pussy which just can’t be trained. When I am on the London escorts evening shift, he gets up to all sorts of things. Like all other cats he loves to be active during that time of the night, and when I come home from Eve escorts, I find all sorts of little surprises waiting for me. You never know what this guy is going to drag in to be honest.
I got my pussy from Battersea’s Home for Cats and Dogs. He looked such an angel where he sat in his little pen, and I thought that he would be the dream guy for me when I came home from London escorts. Well, he can be a good boy when he wants to be a good boy, but at the same time, I know that he can be a really naughty boy as well. His favorite hobby at the moment seems to be cruising the neighborhood and bringing back gents’ undergarments.
The problem is that I think that he has rather a large territory and I don’t know where he is getting these things. They are all designer shorts, so I guess that the gent who hangs them out is pretty well off. However, I do feel a bit sorry for him, my little pussy must be costing him a small fortune in underpants. When I am at London escorts, I do worry about what he is going to bring home next, and to be honest, I am sure that he finds other things as well, but he may not bring them home.
Once I am home from London escorts, I do spend a lot of time with my little pussy. I ask him what he has been up while I have been working. The funny thing is that he seems to know what I am saying to him. He will immediately jump down from my lap, and go to where he has hidden his ill gotten gains that evening. Most of the time it will be socks, and underpants, but he has brought home watches and jewelry. Perhaps he really does have a problem, but I guess I should not be naughty to keep it all. It should actually be returned.
Sometimes I check my own knicker drawer to make sure that he has not stolen my knickers and delivered them to someone else. I do have some very nice lingerie which I like to wear for London escorts, and I would hate to think that he would get his paws on that. But I guess that I should be grateful really. He could be one of those pussies who like to bring home mice and birds. At least I know that my little pussy is going to bring home something half decent, and occasion, something rather valuable. I do wonder what present my little pussy is going to bring home for me tonight… Could it be something that sparkles or just a pair of socks? You never know with this guy.